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ALAINA.
Haan, tum hi. 👀

Yeh website sirf ek insaan ke liye bani hai.
Agar tum Alaina nahi ho toh nikal lo. 🚪


📋 Official Document #001

Ek Sarkari Maafi-nama

Party A: Minhaz (aka the idiot) 🤡

Party B: Alaina (aka the queen) 👑

Crime: Acche se baat nahi ki. Full bakwas behaviour.

Verdict: GUILTY. No bail. 🚨

Court Question #1

Kya Minhaz ek idiot hai?

Honestly answer karo. Judge dekh rahi hai (judge tum ho). 🧑‍⚖️

Mood Scanner 3000™

Abhi tumhara mood kya hai?

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The Actual Sorry Part

Okay real talk. 🤲

Sorry Alaina. Sach mein.

Maine acche se baat nahi ki aur woh galat tha. Tumhara mood kharab hua meri wajah se — aur woh mujhe bilkul pasand nahi.

Tum important ho. Tumse acche se baat karna default setting honi chahiye thi. Bug fix kar diya gaya hai. 🔧

Final Question 🎯

Kya tum Minhaz ko maaf karti ho?

Choose wisely... 😏

🎉 Case Closed 🎉

🥳 YAYYY!

Alaina ne maaf kar diya!! History mein likha jayega!

🎟️ FREE SURPRISE COUPON

Redeem karo: 1 treat of YOUR choice — Minhaz ke kharche pe. Ice cream, chocolate, khana, kuch bhi. No arguments allowed.

*Never expires. Non-refundable idiot included.

Aur haan — ab se acche se baat hogi. Pakka wala pakka. 🤝💕